Funny things

Ok so on my way home from work today I got stuck behind this driver who thought the speed limit sign was just a suggestion. So I figured I would stay behind her. Otherwise I would have to breakt he law and pass on a double yellow line. She kept brake checking me. There was tons of room between us plus this little old lady was only going 15mph. When she thought I got too close she flipped me the bird. What it looked like from my car was she was showing me how her middle finger could make a number seven. When you get to a certain age your fingers go all different ways. My grandma's index finger points in. Anyway I had to laugh because while she was flipping me the birdie she was swerving and her arm was flying all over. Oh before the whold birdie she looked like she was trying to see my license plate. Unless she had super powers I was too far away for her. Old people driving make me laugh.