Holy Crap

So other then the last week being a humongeous pain in the butt everything is normal. I went to the Dr.'s yesterday about my gall bladder only to be told that she wanted to try an experiment. I know what food irritates my tummy and gall bladder but she gave me some samples to take for a week and then after that week she said to eat something that irritates it and see what happens. If it hurts like the dickens then I have to get an ultrasound. She wants one either way but she wants to wait and see about the experiment. Also stupid me mentioned my knee hurting when I squat. I know you are probably thinking, " Well stop squating." Easier said then done. She wants me to get an x-ray. The CNA that took my B/P asked me if the numbers sounded right. You took the freaking thing you should know. I know what my normal B/P is so it was funny to see her question herself. You never ask the patient something like that. It makes you look dumb. On a good note I lost an additional 2 pounds since I last was checked. Yeah me.

I have to share this. Today the residents made popcorn balls and one resident told me this,
" There is nothing worse then a popcorn fart." Ok thanks for sharing. This person is in their own little world 99.9% of the time.